vesley:

alpacabacon:

Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.

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how about now

(via human)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

I was in culinary class today making desserts and some kid came over and was jokingly like “this shit sucks” as he walked away and I yelled back “don’t fuck with the master bakers” and the entire class stopped and stared at me as i realized what I said

If you don’t understand read this out loud

(via cokeproblem)

forgotten-by-all-loved-by-no-one:

This is one of the reasons why I cant get close to anyone

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

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it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

(via punkmonksteven)

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

(via hoekageh)

Gay for Groot

(via hoekageh)

krisssyyy000:

You have one year. Good luck

human:

lying liar. you’re lying.

Liar. You are lying.

(via hoekageh)

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