narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

Posted April 18, 2014 @ 10:30 VIA - SOURCE

unclemother:

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*

Posted April 18, 2014 @ 10:30 VIA - SOURCE

sgt-maggiemae:

Paul and Mary

Posted April 18, 2014 @ 10:30 VIA - SOURCE

'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right

Posted April 18, 2014 @ 10:30 VIA - SOURCE
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jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great
Posted April 18, 2014 @ 10:28 VIA - SOURCE

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

Posted April 18, 2014 @ 10:28 VIA - SOURCE

friendsarefortheweak:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

Share this it might save a life

Posted April 18, 2014 @ 10:28 VIA - SOURCE

troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

Posted April 18, 2014 @ 10:28 VIA - SOURCE
Posted April 18, 2014 @ 10:28 VIA
meanplastic:

One Direction - Midnight Memories

meanplastic:

One Direction - Midnight Memories

Posted April 17, 2014 @ 22:51 VIA - SOURCE